Assess the current caseload of Covid in the US, and if Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, or Virginia numbers have trended downward, immediately assemble the Cabal of the Variants team.
Fly Dr. Fauci on a private jet from his illuminati retreat in Iceland to the summer camp that Bernie Sanders owns.
Provide a lavish spread, including small, edible humans, for Cabal leaders like Howard Stern, Tom Hanks, Whoopi Goldberg, and Seth Rogen.
In a petri dish, mix current Covid variants, careful not to over stir, and then ask Fauci to Gain of Function the resulting mixture.
Spin the “Wheel of Soros” to obtain the new variant name.
Package final variant samples in ecofriendly, hemp canisters and ship to Cabal lieutenants in each of the seven continents.
As local and national elections approach, instruct lieutenants to spray mixture on pedestrians wearing trucker hats, camouflage, and “Let’s Go Brandon!” t shirts.
Call CNN immediately with anonymous tip that new variant has been found in Guadalupe.
Begin printing massive amounts of paper ballots with the “D” candidates already checked off. Deliver late at night, behind dumpsters, to voting locations.
Send select Cabal experts to all cable news outlets to explain the dangers of new variant, and that in-person voting may cause humans to disintegrate.
Download nanobots from GatesWeb.com and upload them to VaxBase.com.
Wire untraceable NFT’s to Pharma CEOs to push urgency of new boosters.
Have Fauci show Vax interns how to demagnetize the vaccine to avoid repeat mistakes with forks and spoons on head.
Activate nanobots to instill fear, loathing of freedom, and love of socialism.
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