Another mindless website nobody asked for? Absolutely. Here at The Soggy Blanket, our goal is to offer content that no rational person could ever imagine wanting. Our pieces offer no hope, no solutions, no educational value, and nothing more interesting than a static electrified sock stuck to the dryer wall. Thank you.
The Soggy Blanket is a place where the world can join together, celebrating banality, oddness, sarcasm, annoyance, and painful boredom as one unified soul. Yes, much of our content is like that on similar websites offering satire and humorous observations, but what sets us apart is our sheer lack of motivation to set ourselves apart. We aren’t trying, and we think you’ll notice.
Why launch this site?
- Because websites are cool and stuff
- Because the world may not need more stupid, but it does need more silly
- Because we registered this website name years ago and finally had to do something with it
- Because
We don’t have all the answers, and we won’t find them, but we’re glad you’re here.
Why “The Soggy Blanket”?
- Because TheWetBlanket.com cost too much to buy
- Is there anything worse than a soggy blanket?
- We want you to feel mildly uncomfortable here, and also cold, wet, and mildewy
- What’s your blog name, tough guy
We understand there’s a tremendous amount of competition for your wasted time, and we’d personally like to thank you for wasting yours here. It means very little to us, but it should mean more. Yes, at some point we will be taking submissions, when/if we run out of ideas, and at that time you can submit your ideas/stories here.
Goodbye, good luck, and godspeed.
The Soggy Blanket 