The Only Things Joe Biden Is Not Responsible For Right Now According To That Loud Guy On TV

Posted byCaptainSoggyPosted inUncategorized
  1. Wordle clogged social media News Feeds
  2. Emily In Paris
  3. Excessive unopened mail notifications on iPhone
  4. Hard Seltzer
  5. Tik Tok Dance Challenges
  6. Murder Hornets
  7. 94% of TV Pundits/Podcasters saying “Right?” at the end of every sentence
  8. Explaining Schrodinger’s Cat experiment
  9. Jude Law’s absence
  10. The View
  11. Mom answering phone when dining with family in public and not knowing how to take off speaker
  12. Florida
  13. Final season of Game of Thrones
  14. “Imagine” video after Covid hit
  15. Guy on Zoom call clearly masturbating
  16. Brown lawn patches
  17. Breakup of Mike & the Mad Dog
  18. Candy Corn
  19. Windmill cancer
  20. People that say, “There you go” unnecessarily in conversation
  21. Scarf that Jake Gyllenhaal still has
  22. Fried Eggs on burgers
  23. Joe Biden
  24. Guy that parks in spot next to you with 809 empty spots open
  25. First day of school pics on Facebook
  26. Cat boops
  27. Greek Yogurt substituted for Sour Cream
  28. The simulation we’re in
  29. Action Park closure
  30. Dunkin Donuts Stroopwafel donut
  31. Rakuten
  32. Booth reviews
  33. “Cloppers”
  34. Taxes and stuff
  35. Ever present fear and dread of tomorrow

-Captain Soggy

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